Hello poor soul. You have come across my blog it seems, so welcome to the Nightmare. As you may guess this blog will tell about life, dreams, fears, and many other emotions. Things that you would hope would stay inside the dark crevices of your mind may show up here. So you may continue scrolling throgh at your own risk, that is if you are brave enough, if not then you may leave. The choice is up to you.
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
This is sick you’re a sick sick man
this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist
NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SCENE IS REALLY REVEALING THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUIDWARD DOES IN THE SHOW THROUGH THE LENS OF SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM PTSD AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE
SQUIDWARD IS A WAR VETERAN
EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE
DO YOU REALIZE THE REASON HE SAID EXPLOSIONS IS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SPONGEBOB WAS GOING TO EXPLODE BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE PIE BOMB.
I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH
I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD
I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT
LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
THERE IS NO HEAD HOLE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you
NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC
I can not stick to an ending, Ive written like 5
*casual sound of rock sharpening metal*
"Just wait my precious. She will pick the wrong one. Then you and your brethren will poke her in the butt so many times that she’ll fall into a pit of despair."
*brings the pitchfork up and caresses it gently with a wicked smile*NOT THE BOOTY! D8
Always the booty >)
Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
I’m bored and sick and I need something to do.
All the time ;P
That last line is basically how I sext people.
welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter