Becky | 19 | NY


Married to Insanity
Hello poor soul. You have come across my blog it seems, so welcome to the Nightmare. As you may guess this blog will tell about life, dreams, fears, and many other emotions. Things that you would hope would stay inside the dark crevices of your mind may show up here. So you may continue scrolling throgh at your own risk, that is if you are brave enough, if not then you may leave. The choice is up to you.

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

(via slytherin-for-the-win)

thekillersofficial:

This is sick you’re a sick sick man

(Source: toptumbles, via slytherin-for-the-win)

surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

(Source: fistopherbrown, via rizzoli-isles1)

professor-whom:

myotpisgay:

panicr:

lvl666blastoise:

sb1206:

dave-vriska:

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THIS SCENE IS REALLY REVEALING THINK ABOUT EVERYTHING SQUIDWARD DOES IN THE SHOW THROUGH THE LENS OF SOMEONE SUFFERING FROM PTSD AND IT ALL MAKES SENSE

SQUIDWARD IS A WAR VETERAN

EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I KNEW WAS A LIE

OMFG

WHY

DO YOU REALIZE THE REASON HE SAID EXPLOSIONS IS BECAUSE HE THOUGHT SPONGEBOB WAS GOING TO EXPLODE BECAUSE HE ACCIDENTALLY ATE THE PIE BOMB.

I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH

(Source: johnliver, via rizzoli-isles1)

jaegertechnology:

lifesneverhumdrum:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

jaegertechnology:

I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD

I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT

LOOK AT THIS

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FUCKING LOOK AT THIS

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THERE IS NO HEAD HOLEimage

WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS

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WHY

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im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you

NO DON’T BRING THIS BAKC

(Source: kaijuscience, via rizzoli-isles1)

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

(Source: sizvideos, via samanburger)

Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what

(Source: im-fiftyshades-of-fucked-up, via obsesivefangirl)

gufiaoo:

When my mom throws a family party

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(via slytherin-for-the-win)

talkpillow:

thereisnohopeforhumanz:

talkpillow:

I can not stick to an ending, Ive written like 5

*casual sound of rock sharpening metal*

"Just wait my precious. She will pick the wrong one. Then you and your brethren will poke her in the butt so many times that she’ll fall into a pit of despair."

*brings the pitchfork up and caresses it gently with a wicked smile*

NOT THE BOOTY! D8

Always the booty >) 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

(via slytherin-for-the-win)

chryslerbuildingcastiel:

I’m bored and sick and I need something to do.

(via obsesivefangirl)

Anonymous said: Halestorm. Love bites;)

All the time ;P

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

(Source: shuhannazy, via slytherin-for-the-win)

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

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themed by coryjohnny for tumblr